Mornin' folks. The frog here. The humans are just about packed and ready to roll. I have packed, well, er, actually, nothing as froggies don't wear clothes as they get wet in the old pond and inhibit spur-of-the-moment froggy frolics with my froggy b£$$%^&S! (Hint: Rhymes with carbolics - without the car...)
Below is me get sweaty in Singapore and on the right is the female human slurping a Singapore Sling in Raffles Hotel...
This is her fifth, y'know...
Speaking of words that sound like frolics what is all this rubbish on human TV about hair stuff with 'Boswelox' in it? Load of cobblers if you ask me. Less 'swe' in that word and we would be nearer the truth. It's enough to make yer pentapeptides get all fructosed...
The departure time, like a flea-infested cat following you, ticks nearer as I prepare to go into 'goose the air-hostess mode'. Just hope they don't mind me bringing a goose onboard.
Below is a picture of a distant cousin in 'Dave Ellis' mode. Who he? Well, hop along to the Minster Folk and Blues Club on Monday 24th July and find out. He is really rather good, as is his sidekick, Boo.
The taxi doth approach. Hope it smells sweet 'cos there is nothing worse than a taxi rank.
Speak from Singapore fellow Lilypadian's.
Ribbity croak.
XXXX
5 comments:
did you know The Great Singapore Duck Race, an annual event that raises funds for charity, set a new world record in 2002 when more than 123,000 toy ducks took to the Singapore River.
best avoid it then i think as lillypads will be in short supply.
stay safe
woody of grovehurst.
I'm not wasting my wit on a message that I might not be able to post. Testing, testing, testing
Ah! So that's how you do it.
I seem to have mislaid my wit. Reverting later.
Unlike John Denver, sincerely hope you arrive on your jet-plane. Bon voyage.
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